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ruf1oh:

  • Meenah’s Desk and Computer Are Plated With Solid Gold
  • Meenah’s Face
  • Cronus’s Nigh Instantaneous Arrival
  • Boquet Full Of Jewelry

This has been a briefing on why this post is perfect.

Wait.

  • Boquet full of jewelry.

That needed to be said again.

I fell o ver.

Anonymous sent: My OTP to end all OTPs is DavTav... but I'm really feeling Dirkquius and Roxzee right now... What if they were all in one fic... What if?

The presence of all three in a single work would be way too much for our capsules of mere flesh to handle.

You’d need to be some shipping deity to handle it.

Like.

Okay no.

You’d read a fanfiction like that,

die,

and then ascend to god tier.

Seer of Ships.

archaeologistaradia sent: i ship eridan with just about everyone but as you know eri/sol is OTP

Oh same.

dis is real romance u gaiz and no1 can taek it away from me

1 year ago · 2 notes
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superjustice sent: Wwhiit, you may not get Eridan, but you will get young Dualscar. Close enough right? :D :D :D

Dualscar is one of my least favorite ancestors, actually.

I’ll be excited about the Psiioniic. And the Signless if he shows up.

But no one can trump my irrational and unconditional love for Eridan.

*weeps melodramatically and flees into the abyss of hipster fishboy feels*

rawrimamidget sent: since apparently we're all telling you what 3somes we love. Today I had a craving to draw Eridan/Sollux/Dave. .____. because that is a thing i would enjoy quite a bit.

The world could always use more threesomes involving Eridan and Sollux.

Like Eridan/Sollux/Equius

I MEAN

NO

1 year ago · 2 notes
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mejackel sent: YES GOOD. ACCEPT YOUR OT3. EMBRACE IT. LOVE IT.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT AM I DOING????? 

THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED.

1 year ago · 3 notes
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archaeologistaradia sent: you like equius/eridan/sollux im sorry but im gonna have to go with eridan/sollux/karkat hehe

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE MISSING OUT ON.

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THAT IS.

I AM CRYING TEARS OF JOY IN THAT PICTURE.

BECAUSE OF THE BEAUTY.

GET OUT.

1 year ago · 4 notes
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Anonymous sent: Might I dare suggest an addition to your OTP to make an OT3... Dirk/Equius/Aradia.

YES

*throws Eridan/Sollux/Equius in the trash*

NO JUST KIDDING I WILL NEVER THROW ERIDAN/SOLLUX/EQUIUS IN THE TRASH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!1!!11

1 year ago · 2 notes
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niffstral sent: Hey, what do you think of the Eridan/Roxy pairing?

I’ll answer this one seriously-ish. Because I think it could work for a little bit. They both have similar interests and Roxy seems to enjoy teasing people in a sexual manner, and Eridan seems to be the type of guy who’s probably amusingly susceptible to that sort of teasing. But eventually she’d get sick of Eridan and his antics. Everyone does. The guy is emotionally draining to be around.

Anonymous sent: DIRK AND ERIDAN WOULD MAKE A GREAT PAIRING DON'T YOU THINK. THINK. THINK ABOUT IT.

I CANNOT BETRAY MY OTP

DIRK/EQUIUS 5EVARRRRR

1 year ago · 4 notes
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