- Meenah’s Desk and Computer Are Plated With Solid Gold
- Meenah’s Face
- Cronus’s Nigh Instantaneous Arrival
- Boquet Full Of Jewelry
This has been a briefing on why this post is perfect.
Wait.
- Boquet full of jewelry.
That needed to be said again.
I fell o ver.
The presence of all three in a single work would be way too much for our capsules of mere flesh to handle.
You’d need to be some shipping deity to handle it.
Like.
Okay no.
You’d read a fanfiction like that,
die,
and then ascend to god tier.
Seer of Ships.
Oh same.
dis is real romance u gaiz and no1 can taek it away from me
Dualscar is one of my least favorite ancestors, actually.
I’ll be excited about the Psiioniic. And the Signless if he shows up.
But no one can trump my irrational and unconditional love for Eridan.
*weeps melodramatically and flees into the abyss of hipster fishboy feels*
The world could always use more threesomes involving Eridan and Sollux.
Like Eridan/Sollux/Equius
I MEAN
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT AM I DOING?????
THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE MISSING OUT ON.
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THAT IS.
…
I AM CRYING TEARS OF JOY IN THAT PICTURE.
BECAUSE OF THE BEAUTY.
GET OUT.
…
YES
*throws Eridan/Sollux/Equius in the trash*
…
NO JUST KIDDING I WILL NEVER THROW ERIDAN/SOLLUX/EQUIUS IN THE TRASH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!1!!11
I’ll answer this one seriously-ish. Because I think it could work for a little bit. They both have similar interests and Roxy seems to enjoy teasing people in a sexual manner, and Eridan seems to be the type of guy who’s probably amusingly susceptible to that sort of teasing. But eventually she’d get sick of Eridan and his antics. Everyone does. The guy is emotionally draining to be around.
I CANNOT BETRAY MY OTP
DIRK/EQUIUS 5EVARRRRR
