allcatsunite sent: 9 and 12

9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?

oh my god i think it was this shady naraku/kagome fic actually annnnnnd it was definitely more than a little dubcon ha haaaaaa. 

12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What’s the one fic you’re going to be most humiliated about? 

LOL idk maybe the eridan dick fin blowjob one i have on ff.net. i actually don’t read that much fic, let alone bookmark it. but i guess eridan dick fins withstood my scrupulous judgment. it was worthy.

princessofmind sent: 1, 11, 13

1. What’s the worst fanfic you’ve ever written/have thought about writing?

curses you’re getting me back. OKAY so once upon a time in middle school i really liked orlando bloom. like REALLY LIKED. i think i recently reblogged a photo of a pillowcase i had from that time, please take notes. anyway so yeah i may or may not have written a multi-chapter self-insert saga in which i hopped around from movie universe to movie universe and proceeded to woo every incarnation of orlando bloom my young heart could desire.

11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?

>u>

13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?

i used to draw these awful gay smut comics and the guy i was dating at the time found them ha hA how’s that for a story for the ol’ progeny. 

Anonymous sent: 5?

5. Most shameful ship?

probably eridan/cronus

'Fess Up! Fandom Humiliation

1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?
2. Admit to a kink you're ashamed you like.
3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
5. Most shameful ship?
6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?
8. Share something you did in fandom that you're embarrassed about.
9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of?
11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about?
13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr?
15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What's your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?
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#c': 
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mucker-fother:

guys I actually shed a tear

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ghosti:

whitney forgot possibly her most important possession at the townhouse when she went to wisconsin
its a pillowsheet

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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ghosti:

whitney forgot possibly her most important possession at the townhouse when she went to wisconsin

its a pillowsheet

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

mad-maddie:

If you have a friend who is excited about something that you happen to not like and all you can do is take a shit on the movie game show whatever in front of them while they are happy and giddy please deposit yourself into the nearest landfill.

Anonymous sent: I guess I meant the comment more in a way that compared to all the ships Eridan and Karkat are assigned to (erisol, erifef, davekat, karezi), erikar never hits the level that people want fics for it unu;

ah yeah i can see that. fic-wise i think it’s pretty slim pickings—last time i got the thirst goin for a good erikar fic there was nothing around to slake it.

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